The Trashe Squad

Heidi Lynn

Head Bitch In Charge

Born and raised a latch key kid on the mean streets of Portland Oregon where punk was not dead. Vintage is in her blood as she comes from a long lineage of junkers. Slacking off most of her gen x life, she finally decided to make a business out of that "silly little hobby". As she is usually off hustling a plethota of other gigs, including, but not limted to being an overall trashy gal, you may or may not cash her ouside or cash her inside, but rest assured all fan mail can be addressed to the shop where you can be assured she will never get your sparkly packages.. Sprinkle Sprinkle!

Cassina Simone

Sullen Shopgirl

Need help on an item, don't ask. Want me to ring you up with a smile, don't ask. Want to share a funny anecdote from your day?, don't bother. I'm here but not present. And your'e welcome for all of the cool shit in this store, without me The Head Bitch in Charge would turn this place into a one note 1970's full tilt boogie oogie.

Rusty Shop Cat aka The Roach

Store Owner

He wishes a Karen would. Also known as a Cat /Dog he will follow you around the store until you acknowledge him, pet him then recoil in horror as he pierces you with his murder mittens and death fangs. Hates kids, tolerates mutts, will not let you make a purchase as his ass rests squarely on the card reader most of the time. His motto, “cash is king” so roll out the hundos.

Head of Security 

The Real Karate Kid // Bud

Attempts to guard Voodoo area money but mostly just games as Voodoo area is close enough to our crappy wifi connection and restroom. Karate is the main excuse we use to get Karen’s out of our store at closing time and combined with Bud’s real time security skills, he also wishes a Karen Would.